موااااااااااااااااااااقف..........

رحيق السنين · #1 April 10, 2009, 04:28 PM

لا تخف عند سماع أي صوت وأنت نائم

فاللصوص لا يحدثون أي ضجة

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الأعزب يعتقد أن كل النساء جميلات

والمتزوج يعتقد أن كل النساء جميلات، ما عدا زوجته

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عند أطباء التجميل ( فقط ) تزداد قيمة المرأة كلما تقدمت في السن

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من يقفزون عند الفوز ... يقعون عند الخسارة

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من يتكلمونأثناء النوم ليلاً

يُجبرون على الصمت نهاراً

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الشئ الوحيد الذي يفعله البخيل بالنقود هو ... عدّها

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حتى أسماك القرش تخاف من التماسيح

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الفقراء فقط هم من يتذكرون ماذا أكلوا

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عندما يموت الفقير يبكي أقرباؤه

وعندما يموت الغني يبكي ( فقط ) غير أقربائه

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عندما يسير البشر على الشوك تتشابه لغاتهم

لأنهم جميعاً يقولون : آهٍ ... آهٍ

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قبل أن تعلم طفلك الكلام ... علمه السكوت

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القطة هي المخلوق الوحيد الذي يتمنى أن يحبس مع الفئران

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قطعة حلوى تسبب خصام الأطفال ، وقطعة أخرى تنهيه

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الكلب الجيد هو الذي ينبح ليوقظك

والسيئ هو الذي توقظه لينبح

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الرقم القياسي هو الشئ الوحيد الذي يصفق لك الناس عندما تحطمه

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أغلى المجوهرات لا تكلف المرأة سوى دقائق من ( البكاء)

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الفن هو الشئ الذي يجوز لك تذوقه وأنت صائم

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الفيل الميت أغلى من الفيل الحي

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القطارات لا تصدم إلا من يقف على طريقها

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عندما تنقطع الكهرباء ، تعرف قيمة الشمعة

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