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قديم April 10, 2009, 04:28 PM
 
موااااااااااااااااااااقف..........

لا تخف عند سماع أي صوت وأنت نائم
فاللصوص لا يحدثون أي ضجة
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الأعزب يعتقد أن كل النساء جميلات
والمتزوج يعتقد أن كل النساء جميلات، ما عدا زوجته
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عند أطباء التجميل ( فقط ) تزداد قيمة المرأة كلما تقدمت في السن
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من يقفزون عند الفوز ... يقعون عند الخسارة
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من يتكلمونأثناء النوم ليلاً
يُجبرون على الصمت نهاراً
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الشئ الوحيد الذي يفعله البخيل بالنقود هو ... عدّها
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حتى أسماك القرش تخاف من التماسيح
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الفقراء فقط هم من يتذكرون ماذا أكلوا
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عندما يموت الفقير يبكي أقرباؤه
وعندما يموت الغني يبكي ( فقط ) غير أقربائه
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عندما يسير البشر على الشوك تتشابه لغاتهم
لأنهم جميعاً يقولون : آهٍ ... آهٍ
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قبل أن تعلم طفلك الكلام ... علمه السكوت
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القطة هي المخلوق الوحيد الذي يتمنى أن يحبس مع الفئران
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قطعة حلوى تسبب خصام الأطفال ، وقطعة أخرى تنهيه
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الكلب الجيد هو الذي ينبح ليوقظك
والسيئ هو الذي توقظه لينبح
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الرقم القياسي هو الشئ الوحيد الذي يصفق لك الناس عندما تحطمه
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أغلى المجوهرات لا تكلف المرأة سوى دقائق من ( البكاء)
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الفن هو الشئ الذي يجوز لك تذوقه وأنت صائم
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الفيل الميت أغلى من الفيل الحي
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القطارات لا تصدم إلا من يقف على طريقها
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عندما تنقطع الكهرباء ، تعرف قيمة الشمعة
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قديم April 10, 2009, 06:51 PM
 
رد: موااااااااااااااااااااقف..........

رائعه جدا .يعطيك العافيه
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قديم April 10, 2009, 07:01 PM
 
رد: موااااااااااااااااااااقف..........

كم جميلة هذه الكلمات ..شكرا على نقلها لها..
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